It was the afternoon of September 23rd, 2021.
I recieved a cardboard box in the mail. I was pretty confused, knowing that I had never ordered a package in the first place. But, curiosity struck me, and I took the box off my mailbox and opened the box. It was a tape, with a sentence written on it. Here's what it said:
"Lincoln's Incarceration".
It took me a little while to figure out what the sentence meant, and I was shocked when I realized that it was a lost episode of The Loud House. I quickly ran into my living room, and put the tape in the tape recorder, because The Loud House has been my favourite TV show since around 2019.
The Beginning
The episode started with the theme song playing, but something was pretty odd about it. None of the characters were present, nor there were any singing. Just the instrumental music. After the theme song ended, it cut to the title. It was called: "Lincoln's Incarceration". The picture showed Lincoln in jail staring dead-center at the screen, while Lincoln was crying tears. Again, something was odd about the title screen.
None of the names of the cast were present.
I shrugged it off and kept watching.
The Episode
It started with Lynn running down the stairs when suddenly, on-camera, she falls down. Lincoln runs to her and asks "Holy macaroni, are you okay?" Lynn said, in an angry tone "NO! I'm not! Get your sh*t ass away from me you bitch!" I was surprised at this part because The Loud House would never use language like that. Lynn bit Lincoln's leg so hard, he fell, and the entire Loud family (except for Mom and Dad) laughed at him.
"No guys! I'm actually hurt right now! You can't do this to me!" Lincoln cried. The entire Loud sisters shouted "We don't care!" and slowly walked to him while laughing and jumped on him. Lincoln cried so hard that he ran to Mom and Dad and told them what happened. Mom shouted "Remember what you did to Luna yesterday? That's a f*cking lesson for you! Now get lost, bastard!" Lincoln got so angry, that he ran out of the house, but before he could even open the door, Lori said to Lincoln:
"Wait! We only did that as a joke! We actually care about you! We're not that amused that you got bitten by Lynn! We're so sorry!" Lincoln said "WHO THE f*ck CARES? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE! I'M LEAVING, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU BITCHES CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Lincoln opened the door, went out of the house, and slammed it.
It cut to Lincoln committing multiple crimes, such as, robbing a bank, vandalizing a brand new mansion, with the owner crying really hard, stalking a rich person and killing him, but it doesn't actually show him being murdered, but the screams are heard and not the stabbing, kidnapping 3 people and putting them in an abandoned basem*nt and Lincoln commiting homicide, but before he could commit homicide, he got caught by the police and went to the court. And also not to mention, apparently he had stole his parents van and drove it and nearly crashed, about like 5 times. Please note this is just my guess.
The Jail Sentence
The judge started the sentencing by saying "OK, let's start here, what's your name?" Lincoln said "Lincoln Loud." The judge said "Lincoln Loud, it seems that you are here because you had commited multiple crimes, some examples being homicide, kidnapping, robbery and vandalism. Is that true?" Lincoln sighed sorrowfully and said "Yes." The judge said "Alright, so, let me think, is there any reports of this person committing any crime?" One person said in the background "I saw him vandalizing a mansion, and the owner cried." Another person said "I saw him kidnapping 3 people. I don't know where they are now, though." That was all the reports.
The judge said "If this person is confirmed to be the one committing the crimes, his sentence will be a life sentence." The judge thought carefully for a moment and once she found out it was Lincoln who did it, the judge exclaimed "GUILTY!".
Written by RandomGDPlayer
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