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A client of mine, the director of a paint company, recently had to be rescued from the top of Ben Nevis, suffering from hypothermia.He probably needed a second coat.What can I fun(d) for you ?!

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Kelvin Large

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Maybe he should have gone to my mate Joe's climbing hire shop which is at the foot of Ben Nevis. He only rents out one style but you can choose from over 200 colours..Surely, You've heard of him Mike. Joseph and the coat of many colours?Apologies if I droned on there.

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Russell Underwood

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Probably forgot his undercoat

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Harry W.

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It's not something he could brush off, he had to roll with it.

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David Lomax

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He obviously didn’t prep properly if he wasn’t wearing an undercoat

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Bet it took him a while to dry too…

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Stephen Donaldson

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A lot of trouble, but luckily the rescuers took a magnolianimous view of his foolishness.

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Peter Van Doren

Senior Business Analyst and Capital Markets Front Office Systems Specialist with Technical Pre-Sales and Project Management Experience.

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I heard he'd Ben and gone. The rescuers said he had a brush with death, but he Sur mounted it.Can the Boss Corporation help finance a new train?

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Kapil Kapur

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Did he gloss over that ?

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Toby Gill

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So you are saying he was undercoated ...

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