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SUNNY looked around at his beta females surrounding him, he flexed his amazing muscles at them and they all swooned.
"OH SUNNY! YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND HOT!!"
"SUCH AN AMAZING ALPHA!"
SUNNY's alpha senses tingled. "one moment ladies, i have somewhere i need to be." he walked off, going into the forest away from his castle.
he transformed into his werewolf form and howled at the moon. "AWOOOOOOOOO" he heard other wolves do the same.
he went more into the forest, finding himself at an UGLY castle, sooo UGLY. inside it he found little mushrooms, he stomped on them and killed them.
he got to the end of the castle, seeing.. AUBREY.. his arch nemesis. behind AUBREY were his boyfriends, BASIL and KEL. they were in their princess dresses.
"SUNNY SAVE US!" they said. "MUAHAHAHAHA! OI mate! you will neva save your boyfriends innit! prepare to duel you swine!" AUBREY said, pulling out her sword. SUNNY sheathed his claws and roared. he ferocisly attacked, pushing AUBREY over and winning the fight! "OUHR NAUR!! SORRY YAAR!!!" AUBREY ran off after losing the fight, SUNNY went over to his awesome princess boyfriends and picked them up, taking them outside the UGLY castle.
"THANK YOU SUNNY!" BASIL said
"YOU ARE OUR SAVIOR! I LOVE YOU" mwah mwah said KEL.
SUNNY looked up after leaving the castle, the sky was rainbow.
"are you guys seeing this?" SUNNY said.
"no but we see your awesome muscles!!" said BASIL and KEL
SUNNY is tweaking
"hes so cute,," BASIL whispers to KEL
"d-dont steal my man,,, but ya i agree.." says KEL in response
huh? SUNNY had taken notice of their odd behaviors, however cant process it, the rainbows are too loud
"s-sunny... i can bake u a c-cake... if u want to eat.. since ur not feeling good" says KEL, CLEARLY STUTTERING from how NERVOUS he is from being in the presence of an ALPHA WOLF
"can i shine your shoes?" asks BASIL
"m, tastin the raibnow..." says SUNNY
"o-okay!! i'll get started on ur cake and make it soo rainbow! meow" KEL says, cat ears popping out of his head
he skips away full of whimsy, almost as if he was chasing,, fairies.. FAIRIES?!?!?!
SUNNY can see the fairies!! waow!
"SUNNY.. are u okay actually?? :(" basil asks
"the fairi..e.s......."
"where did that british fella go.."
"ugmmmm,,, that way? i think? has anyone told u ur bery handsome? :D" says BASIL
SUNNY flies away on a magic carpet
"wait!! SUNNY!! it would be faster if i took u i have angel wingss!!!!" pleads BASIL, However SUNNY is already 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles away, wow thats a googal
...
KEL hopped on BASIL's back and they flew towards SUNNY, BASIL's wings were infact very fast. although SUNNY was still 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles away.
"s-sunny!!! come b-back!! i made your bisexual cake!!"
SUNNY kept flying on the carpet, he started tasting the air and it tasted like yum.
the carpet landed at his castle, it had been taken by his fangirl.... SWEETHEART?!
"SWEETHEART! whateth haveth you doneth to my castle?!?!" SUNNY yelled.
"OHOHOHOHO! well you idiotic buffoon! this is mine castle neow!!! loser"
SUNNY had so much rage!! he threw up rainbows onto SWEETHEART's dress.
"OH MIEN GOT!!! WHAT THE FUDGE!!" SWEETHEART melted into a rainbow amongus and ran into the floorboards.
"s-sunny!!" KEL and BASIL had caught up, KEL had a cake with the bisexual flag on it.
"i-i-i-i-i made you yor cake... it tatstes like lps.." KEL said shyly... his tail and ears hiding..
"Ehehehe! Sunny you sillyhead! You know devils don't fly!" BASIL said.
"what do you- oh my glob.." SUNNY had grown devil wings... his castle became black and red.
AUBREY bursted into the castle! "YOU IDIOT! I CAME BACK INNIT??? YOU LITTLE ARSE!!" AUBREY ran at SUNNY, running into KEL, which made him drop the cake.
"w-w-w-what?!! my cake..." KEL's eyes grew red. "DON'T TOUCH MY TAIL!!" KEL pounced on AUBREY, tearing her hair out and biting her, giving her rabies.
"OW WHAT THE BARNACLES?!!??! GET OVER HERE YOU LITTL-" AUNBRYE proceeds to tug on KEL's hair back while pulling her GIGANTIC NAIL BAT out of her pocket
AUBREY hit KEL with the bat, KEL shrieked, which hurt AUBREY's ears.
"OW YOU MOTHERF-" AUBREY was cut off by KEL crawling onto her back and yelling into her ear,
"MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW"
AUBREY yelped, falling over as KEL continued to bite her.
AUBREY kept hitting KEL with the bat
"s-sunny,,, please,,, run,,, save yorlself......" KEL says,, dying of being beaten up by the british fella
"eh eh eh,nuh uh, it cannot end like this"
an unfamiliar deep voice approaches from behind the rose bushes around SUNNY's castle
a skeleton steps out
"dont beat up that poor cat princess any more unless you want to have a bad time"
it-it was SANS!! from the hit game undertale?! along with his wife a bright green pink haired catgirl.
"What a cruel bunhc of people! oh so cruel! never once in my 4 years of lice have i once seen a more evil group!" says sans' cat wife
"erererer" SANS moved up AUBREY with special blue powers, his eye flashing blue and yellow.
AUBREY hit the cieling and walls, like a ragdoll
"OWIE! YEOWCH! BLEGGHH" AUBREY was defeated!
"oh my! whomst might you two be?" asked BASIL.
"i am sans ererer this is my wife." he smiled, doing 2 backflips and landing onto the rainbow amongus which used to be SWEETHEART, squishing her. but he didn't notice.
"sansy poo,, i think u just squished a ranbow amon us...." said the cat girl
"oospeis.... my bad darling" sans replied
KEL is passd out on the groun... so so beaten up o h noo!!!!!
sunny runs over!!
"KEL??? A-ARE YOU OKAY MY POOKIE BEAR!!!?!??!?!???"
KEL wakes up
"S-SUNNY.... i-im sorry,,, i coulndnt save both of us,,,,,,"
SUNNY starts crying "w-what?"
"a-aubrey.... she- she.... she ... she.... shee..... shee..... she..... she stole my.. my swag... the swag in my heart.... so im...... im gonna die...."
n-no.. this cant be happening
"BASIL, c-come over here too....." says KEL
BASIL runs over
"BASIL... you know i alwaus love..d.. .uo u too..... " says KEL
"i did too KEL.. :( plsdont die pooks... D:"
"all that could save me now is a miracle..." says KEL
"i wont let yoooouu.. let you give up on a miracle when it might save oyooou....." sings basil
"hehee,,,, i always loved that song u know...." says KEL
KEL Draws his final breath.
